next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights
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if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
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Nothing brings me more joy than driving around at night with the right songs playing in that background.
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easter is on 4/20 this year are you gonna blaze it or praise it
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If mom asks:
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i think my parents are trying to have sex. All I can hear is mY MOTHER SAYING “WHOSE MY HEFTY MAN”
PLEASE GOD I’M TOO YOUNG TO EXPERIENCE THIS KIND OF EMOTIONAL SCARRING.
update: she was talking to my cat.